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2023-02-27 13:57:24 来源:哔哩哔哩

This book is really joyful, with non-stop jokes about country life, yet it is full of healing power, very suitable for reading to relax and relieve stress! 

这本书真的太美好了,我被它治愈了!我也强烈推荐《克拉克森的农场》英文有声书Diddly Squat,作者是杰里米·克拉克森。

This is the most wonderful and healing book I've read this year! After reading for just over an hour, it made me laugh for a month! Clarkson, the little old man, is so lovely, he tells of the various difficulties and situations he encounters on the farm in a serious yet self-deprecating tone, and I laughed throughout the whole thing! 


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这是我今年读过的最美好、最治愈的书!看完一个多小时,就已经让我笑了一个月的份儿了!克拉克森这个小老头儿太可爱了,他一本正经又不乏幽默自嘲的口吻,讲述自己在农场生活中遇到的种种困难和状况,我全程都笑出了鹅叫声!

The author Clarkson is a 59-year-old grumpy old man, whose original profession was to test cars and write columns. He knew nothing about agriculture. But because the farm manager he hired was retiring, Clarkson made a major decision: to take over the farm himself! 

作者克拉克森是一个59岁的暴躁小老头,原本的职业是测评汽车和写专栏文章,对农业一窍不通。但因为他雇佣的农场经营人要退休了,克拉克森做出了一个重大决定:自己接手农场!

Despite knowing nothing about agriculture, he was confident: "I think farming is a skill that's already ingrained in our DNA. You just scatter the seeds on the ground, the rain falls from the sky, and the food grows by itself. It's a piece of cake." 

尽管他对农业一无所知,但他自信满满:“我认为种地已经是刻在我们DNA里的手艺了。你把种子往地里一撒,天上下点雨,粮食就自己长出来了。小菜一碟。”

So, his "farm adventure" officially began! 

于是,他的“农场历险记”正式拉开帷幕!

The first thing he did to run the farm was buying a huge Lamborghini tractor , but it got stuck in the door frame because it was too big. After planting the seedlings, he didn't know they needed water, and the vegetable garden was 800 meters away from the water valve, so all the newly planted seedlings wilted... 

经营农场的第一件事就是买来一辆巨大的兰博基尼拖拉机,结果太大卡在门框上;栽苗后不知道要浇水,菜地离水阀800米,最后新栽的苗子全蔫了……

After a year of hard work, he only made a net profit of £144! Even netizens couldn't help but make fun of him, saying, "the irritable old farmer works online, but he has nothing to show for it after a year of hard work." 

这样辛苦一年下来,他净赚144英镑!就连网友忍俊不禁调侃道:“暴躁老农在线劳作,辛苦一年颗粒无收。”

My favorite part is when Clarkson interacts with his sheep! Under his pen, it was a great battle of wits and courage between man and sheep, and I laughed until my stomach hurt. This book is really joyful, with endless humor in rural life, but it is also full of healing power. It is perfect for reading to relax and unwind! 

我最喜欢克拉克森跟他的羊们这部分!在他的笔下,这简直就是一场人于羊斗智斗勇的大事,看得我捧腹大笑。这本书真的太欢乐了,笑料不断的田园生活,却满满都是治愈的力量,很适合读一读放松紧绷心情了!

关键词: 克拉克森 一本正经 小菜一碟

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